‘Allo ‘Allo Auditions

Dural Musical Society’s production of

‘Allo ‘Allo!

May 2019

The popularity of ‘Allo ‘Allo is a phenomenon that cannot be disputed. The classic television series, written by David Croft and Jeremy Lloyd, ran for 85 episodes over ten years from 1982 to 1992, regularly attracting many millions of viewers. The stage version by the same writers, follows the adventures of René Artois, the hapless café owner in Nouvien in war-torn occupied France.

The show follows the adventures of Rene Artois and his wife Edith as they try to keep the priceless portrait of “The Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies” from falling into the hands of Hitler and the Germans. As a result, Rene in a bizarre twist finds himself getting involved in helping both the German Forces, the British and the French Resistance all at the same time. All this fun goes to make a first-class, hilarious, laugh-a-minute comedy in the best British tradition – political incorrectness at its best!

List of Characters:

René Artois (M) The Café Owner
Edith Artois (F) René’s Wife
Yvette Carte Blanche (F) Young Café Waitress/Mistress (has a crush on René)
Mimi Le Bonque (F) Young Café Waitress/Mistress with a bloodthirsty hatred for Germans (also has a crush on René)
Michelle Dubois (F) Leader of the local Resistance
Colonel Kurt von Strohm (M)  The corrupt German town commandant
Private Helga Geerhart (F)  The Colonel’s secretary, and lover of Herr Flick
Captain Alberto Bertorelli (M)  A Womanising Italian Officer
Herr Otto Flick (M) The local Gestapo officer who shows as little emotion as possible
Officer Crabtree (M)  A British spy posing as a French police officer, whose grasp of the French language leaves a lot to be desired.
Lieut. Hubert Gruber (M)  A German officer on leave from the Russian front, with a crush on René
General Ludwig von Schmelling (M) A thoroughly nasty German Officer
Monsieur LeClerc (M)  A doddery, mystery man, who also plays piano to entertain the café patrons
Two British Airmen (M) Who “pop up” and out of various bits of set throughout the show
Soldiers, peasants Extras


Directed by:  John Nawotka


Monday 19th and Wednesday 21st November

7:00pm – 10:00pm

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